Dog-Lingo/Cat-Lingo

I love pets as much as the next guy, but I must say that their care is best left to people without M.S.;)

This is for the sake of BOTH owner and pet.

Pets are only as intelligent as they've been trained to be

Especially regarding their natural biological impulses.

Since I can barely walk myself, I can't own one...it wouldn't be humane...especially after I've accidentally stepped on it once or twice...calm words only go so far in nature.

--mattergy